Amusing : if ure a photographer

As a photographer Ud either have to be extra stupid or extra smart if :

1) U try to take a macro shot of the horizon .
2) U've been tryin to take a wide angle zoom shot for a while now .
3) U manage to get an underexposed pic of the sun .
4) Every time u shoot jello its motion blurred .
5) Everytime u take a nighttime landscape u set ur flash to full power because its always too dark .
6) U've been trying to take a panoramic shot of a housefly for a really long time now .
7) U cant manage to put the film roll in ur new digital camera .
8) Everytime u pull ur memory card out of ur cam , u have to do it in the dark so the light wont burn it out .

Thats all i could think of now , until later , keep shootin ..